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missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

Anonym asked:
stalkst du auch personen wenn du eifersüchtig bist ?

narbenuebernherz:

ich stalke nicht, ich recherchiere

brxkenpetal:

insta: @lostpetal
impetuousss:


burnt every train ticket that ever brought me close to you
timid:

queen b